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This is a fake twitter

Based on a real twitter

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

If Pluto is Mickey's dog, that must be a small dog.

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

#OBAMA‪ IS ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE. This is the closest I've ever been to being famous. I'm not even at home right now.

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

How weird that everything inside of your body can't see anything outside of it but still knows everything...

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

Productivity wonderland – my bathroom. ‪#totalseclusion

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

Hungry and full. Life's complexities.

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

An issue of concern written in Bin Laden's will was, apparently, that the US should focus on climate change... ‪#itpuzzlesme

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

Millennials may suck, but as a group we seem less burdened by confirmation bias. ‪#idontknow ‪#maybenot ‪#seewhatimean ?!?

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

If the French yogurt would just come to America... I feel like this would fix a lot of problems. I'm not sure how. But I'm sure.

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

Too much milk after cereal. Add cereal. Doesn't taste good. Milk at room temp. Add milk. Add cereal. Again 3x. ‪#ratios are ‪#hardtomaster

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

You really appreciate ground after teeter tottering in a plane the size of a pea pod

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

In the words of my grandmother, "All roads lead to Costco." ‪#costco

 

Rebecca Arrowsmith @RebArrowsmith

A Starbucks guy gave me a free  ‪#humanitywins ‪#onWednesday